Welcome to Calamity News, where things that happen are sorta reported in a funny way that really don’t reflect stuff.
Unbeknownst to us, robots are mounting an attack. There were, no joke, three separate, full length stories warning us about killer robots. Not to mention drones, secret military exercises, Russian aggression, tracking devices, and a smattering of natural disaster news. All in all, it was another humdrum week of havoc and destruction.
Have a safe weekend!