Welcome to Calamity News, where we take the fear baked in every news story, extract it, grow it in a culture, and release it into the unguarded water-system that is the internet.
How did you survive the week? You don’t remember being attacked by Ebola, ADHD, waves, ISIS, pot, tobacco, solar power, Iran, Congress, drones, Jordanian soldiers, Nazis, Thailand, and commerce terrorists? No, you were. No, seriously, you were. No- ah, forget it.
Have a safe weekend!