Phoenix, AZ – The Prediction Machine predicts the Seattle Seahawks will win this year’s Super Bowl™.
“Well, that’s good enough for me,” said a player on the other team. “Come on, guys, let’s go home to our families and enjoy some much needed time off.” As he emptied out his locker an NFL executive handed him a fine and urged him to ‘make hay while the sun is shining.’
“We’re shocked and hurt,” said a major US football game developer. “Everyone looks to our prediction method, where we play our game and ESPN reports on it like it was real.” He shook his head, adding, “what has happened to the gentle world we once knew?”
The Prediction Machine also noted “it’s only a matter of time before humanity falls apart from the blind tolerance of religious extremism and the avoidance of any confrontation”, “the internet will be all boobs by 2018″ and “people will stop using the number seven. Hey, it’s a long shot, but think of the payout!”
“It’s crap like this that really takes the fun out of sitting around, drinking, and yelling at the television,” said a middle-aged man. “Umm, that came out wrong. It’s more about watching grown men play a game. No, hold on. It’s about blurring the line between out-of-control commercialism and entertainment. Yeah, that’s better.”