Baghdad, Iraq – The Iraqi Prime Minister ordered an investigation into the conduct of Saddam Hussein’s execution to learn who among a handful of witnesses taunted the former Iraqi leader in the last minutes of his life, then leaked a cell phone video.
“It’s just something I had to do,” said the witness. “I was like, I could just let it go, or I could call the man’s mother a whore and say his beard looks stupid. It was a no brainer, really. The great thing is, he’s dead and can’t have me executed. Yippee!”
“Wait, they killed Saddam?” asked one man wearing 2007 sunglasses and holding a champaign flute. “When the hell did that happen? Over break? Why didn’t anyone tell me? John! Did you know they killed Saddam? Really? Why didn’t you tell me? No, I don’t think it would’ve ruined New Years!”
The full video, now found on Youtube, shows a controversial clip of Saddam’s soul leaving his body and swearing to ‘bring the Anti-Christ to the Earth and finish the job he started’ and then demanding a cookie.
The Anti-Christ was unavailable for comment.
