Washington DC – A former US government consultant claims former American President Dwight D. Eisenhower (#34) had three secret meetings with aliens.

“What? Who told you that?” shouted a White House aide. “Was it Glarrg? Tarbor? Spleee Vi?” He looked around the hallway before whispering, “was it the evil Brinfols? Ever since we captured their leader they’ve been threatening to hit us with that gravity weapon and- wait, why do you look confused?”

“That is a total lie,” said a top NASA official. “We’ve never had any contact with space aliens. Well, besides that comet that brought the swine flu. But that’s totally different.” After a slight pause he added, “wait, why do you look confused?”

The staff at the Eisenhower Presidential Museum called the revelation “nothing new”, “we’ve literally had the alien section on display since the 60s” and “all six people who visited the museum know about it. Yes, since the 60s.”

“The whole thing is preposterous,” said an American. “If aliens visited the planet, we’d know about it. Plus, how would they communicate with us? Also, why would they just visit the US? The only thing this proves is our politicians are bat[expletive deleted] crazy. Wait, why do you look so confused?”