Washington DC – According to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy, people who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb.

“If you’re a conservative, you’re dumb,” said a researcher. “The proof? Umm, how about that conservatives are dumb? I mean, if you don’t believe in exactly what I believe in, you’re dumb. I mean, you’re so anti everything, that you’re dumb. No, I don’t want to hear you, dummy, stop being dumb. Idiot.”

“I resent that,” said a conservative hick. “It sounds like some elitist [ethnic slur omitted]s and [religious slur omitted]s are [expletive deleted]ed and made an [old timey ethnic slur omitted] who thinks he’s better than me.” After spitting he added, “damn [ethnic slur omitted]s.”

Minorities in the South called the study “pretty accurate”, “why is our white population so racist when they’re the majority?” and “no, we ain’t gonna join the conservative party. They believe in upward mobility and being self-sustaining… wait a minute, why isn’t that our goal? Seems like the party givin’ out free stuff want to keep us on the hook, like… slaves. Oh my God. The Democrats are the racists!”

“I feel like most of the US media is dominated by liberal people who live in a major city,” said a farmer. “I donno why they constantly feel the need to throw their education in our faces.” He shrugged and added, “probably cause they ain’t workin’ as much as they should. We don’t got not time to be racist, what with keeping up a farm. Stupid [ethnic slur omitted]s.”