President Didn’t Change Position On Super PACs, He Changed His Mind And Stance On An Issue That Happened To Be About Super PACs

Washington DC – In a change of position, Barack Obama’s reelection campaign will begin using administration and campaign aides to fundraise for Priorities USA Action, a super PAC backing the president.

“Look, he never said super PACs were evil,” said a reporter. “He simply said they were a corporate takeover of our democracy. He’s been consistent the whole time and anyone who says differently is a communist bigot. That’s my objective report.”

“Time to made some ads!” shouted a super PAC editor. “Let’s see, snarky voice, black and white photo of opponent, facts we were given by the White House. This thing pretty much writes itself!” He hit a few keys, leaned back in his chair and added, “zing!”

The National Center For Flip Flop called the move “none of our concern”, “we really can’t comment without coming off as jerks” and “look, you know the rules: shut up and let him do whatever he wants. If you step out of line, you’re a poor hating, racist, selfish, greedy, egotistical bastard. We still have to meet our budgetary demands, you know.”

“I’m sure the President just wants to fight fire with fire,” said a constituent. “What’s wrong with totally reversing on a position to spend someone else’s money to stay in a political position? It’s not like votes count. Seriously, they don’t count, we all know it, let’s not play this game anymore. Please?”

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