New York, NY – Entertainment experts warn reality TV will soon go too far.

“We all enjoy the embarrassing moments of capturing a sexual predator or watching a woman pee herself because she’s scare of snakes,” said a television expert. “But reality TV will soon cross the line. I donno, they’ll show frontal nudity or not bleep a swear word.” After opening a bag of Cheetos he added, “trust me, I’m an expert. Expert.”

“Maybe they’ve read our new winter lineup,” said an enthusiastic programming director from a major television network. “How about Alligator [Expletive deleted]? Bet Your Hands? Drown Those Kids? Oh! We’re also very excited about a new dating show: Vomit, Stab, Urinate! This is gonna be a great season!”

Writers for scripted programming called the warning “too late”, “have you seen ‘the Real World?’ That show’s gonna ruin us!” and “it’s almost as if they’re going to round up all the writers and stick us in the Phantom Zone. Wait. Two dimensions. No food. Oh my God! Get us out of here! Help!”

“I’m sure it won’t be that bad,” said a television watcher. “It’ll be a slow build to murder or forced love. We’ll be so numb by then that we won’t even question it.” He then bowed in front of his television and murmured, “praise be.”