Thank you for reading Calamity News. In these trying times it’s important to turn to the community for help and sarcasm. As you have guessed, we’re here to help.
If you take all the calamities this week and smash them together, you’d have a Japanese fruity ghost with a gay pet carnivorous plant that had financially dependent pet ants which attacked you by proving the Bible was right on the long drive into work. If you ignored the news then none of that made sense and you’re probably just happy the weekend is here.
Have a safe weekend.