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Another week has passed and somehow you’ve survived. It’s amazing Chicago killers, buggy programming languages, the flu, Iran, Al Qaeda, failing batteries, shrinking economies, murderous cats, great white sharks, unsafe foods, the monarchy at large, books, and space monkeys haven’t killed you. Well, there’s always next week. And no, we won’t clarify what that means.
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