Thoughts For The Weekend

Thank you for reading Calamity News, the only on-line, black and white, satirical news site that publishes Monday through Friday, rain or shine.

Another week has passed and somehow you’ve survived. It’s amazing Chicago killers, buggy programming languages, the flu, Iran, Al Qaeda, failing batteries, shrinking economies, murderous cats, great white sharks, unsafe foods, the monarchy at large, books, and space monkeys haven’t killed you. Well, there’s always next week. And no, we won’t clarify what that means.

Have a safe weekend!

Report filed by Editor at 5:00 pm