Thoughts For The Weekend

Welcome to Calamity News, where we take the ordinary and conflate it with the extraordinary to make mediumordinary news. It should totally be a word.

This week you were almost killed by the Fed, cell phones, weather, global warming, naps, space, laws, smoking, planes, climate change, robots, and Olympic-sized sex. Sounds like a good way to spend the long weekend.

Have a safe weekend!