Welcome to Calamity News, where we take out the fear injected in every news story, feed it for six to eight weeks, then re-insert it to create a horrible mutant fear news monster that preys on fear, mostly because that’s all it knows.
Hey, you might have missed it, but you were assaulted this week by SpaceX, unemployment, UFOs, Uber, secret laws, death, ice cream, Europe, and tunnels. You missed it? Well good on you!
Have a safe weekend.