Thoughts For The Weekend

Thank you for reading Calamity News, where we put the worst possible spin on the best situation.

This week you almost died from so much stuff, it’s impossible to list all of it. Just kidding! You dodged drunk sailors, Egyptian miners, heat, ISIS, moons, lists, coffee, spacecraft, robots, sleep, hackers, Europeans, markets, cholesterol, and tech purchases. Good on you!

Have a safe weekend.