Welcome to Calamity News, where the end couldn’t be any more neigher. It’s the neighiest! Neigh to the max, ya’ll!
This week you were assaulted by drought, volcanoes, sour grapes, fire, hackers, smoking, ignorance, sex, talc, the undead, solar energy, bitcoin and the CIA. You can figure out how these things really effected you, we’re going to get a drink.
Have a safe weekend!