Denver, CO – A mystery object that flew over Denver Monday evening is raising questions and prompted the Federal Aviation Administration to investigate.
“We’re going to investigate that thing that happened a few days ago,” said an FAA official. “We should start in a week or so and conclude something in a few whatevers.” He kicked his feet up on his desk and added, “sorry, but the union rules say I don’t have to say anything else. Sucker.”
“That wasn’t us,” said an Air Force Commander. “We fly our super secret missions on Thursday, usually over Canadian woodlands.” He pointed north and added, “preparing for the inevitable.” He then gave a curt nod and slowly evaporated into the night air.
The TSA called the object “unauthorized!”, “until we can grab its junk and humiliate it front of its family, it’s not cleared” and “we’ll shut this whole airport down, have you arrested, put you on a list and make you pay a fine! Sorry, knee-jerk reaction. What was your question? Arrested!”
“If it were aliens, wouldn’t they fly over other cities?” asked a skeptic. “Or is this yet another UFO story that supposes aliens instead of investigating the truth: a small plane flew by the tower and sleeping air traffic controllers didn’t see it until it was too late. Is it?”

